Why they sell
These are the gifts people grab for a coworker, a sister, or the friend who "looked everywhere." The titles do the selling. Someone picks one up, laughs, and says "oh, I know exactly who this is for."
• Easy price points: $9.99 notebooks and a $12.99 journal, perfect by the register and for Secret Santa.
• Funny and specific: every title is an inside joke someone already has.
• Giftable year-round: holidays, birthdays, teacher and coworker gifts.
• Local: I'm an Austin author, and I'll send my people to your store by name.
The lineup
• InBetweenies: The Curious Gratitude Journal: gratitude for people who quit gratitude journals. $12.99 retail
• People I Wish Would Step in Dog Shit Barefoot: exactly what it sounds like. $9.99 retail
• Things I'm Pretending Are Under Control: for anyone running on vibes and cold brew. $9.99 retail
• You Cannot Make This Shit Up: So I Wrote It Down: for the coworker, in-law or HOA that keeps delivering material. $9.99 retail
• Things I Found Exactly Where I Said They Were: for everyone who's heard "I looked, it's not there." $9.99 retail
• Things I Can't Say Out Loud at Work (new): every thought you edited out of that meeting. $9.99 retail
• Evidence That I Did, In Fact, Tell You. (new): receipts for the person who "never heard that." $9.99 retail
Wholesale terms
• Notebooks: $5.00 per copy for 10-19 copies, $4.75 per copy for 20+.
• Journal: $6.50 per copy.
• Minimum order: 10 copies, mix and match any titles.
• How it works: fill out the request form, and I'll email you a Square invoice. Copies are printed once it's paid.
• Texas sales tax is added unless you provide a resale certificate.